New Comix! - Week of 10/10/12

This week had a surprise death that REALLY bummed me out!  Way sadder than what happened to Professor X, for some reason.  Read below to find out who took a bullet to the head for love.

 Uncanny Avengers #1
The new direction of Marvel, "Marvel NOW", starts here.

The story starts off with an unseen villain taking out a person's brain and replacing it with a mechanical one.  Cut to Professor X's funeral where Wolverine gives a heart-felt eulogy.  The scene then switches to more of Cap giving Cyclops a guilt trip in his prison cell, before heading to find the OTHER Summers brother.  In the aftermath of AvX, Captain America is restructuring the Avengers to be an example of Mutant Equality by adding more mutants to the roster.  The first name on his list is none other than the brother of Cyclops, Havok.  Havok is reluctant to be the torch-bearer for mutantkind, but Cap insists that he's the best choice.  Wolverine will help, but his past is too checkered.  While they're meeting, a mutant with a scar across his forehead shows up outside the coffee shop where they're talking.  He puts on a helmet and starts tearing up the street.  It's the old X-villain Avalanche, and he's the victim with the mechanic brain.  He seems to be trashing the city to insight violence against mutants.  Cap, Thor, and Havok move to take him out, but before they can do much, he just smiles at them and jumps to his death.  Suddenly we're taken to Professor X's memorial where the Scarlet Witch is paying her respects.  Rogue shows up and starts some crap with her.  She blames the Witch for this outcome, after her "No More Mutants" debacle could be said to start this chain of events.  As they bicker there's an explosion and they are attacked by some weird villains, possibly mutants.  During the ensuing battle, Scarlet Witch is impaled with a big hand spike and Rogue is knocked unconscious.  The final scene is in a shady laboratory where someone is doing some grisly work, talking about the world's most powerful weapon being unguarded.  The final scene is a shocker, revealing the Red Skull as the villain, and holding up the brain of the recently deceased Charles Xavier.

This was a setup story of good things to come and was drawn by one of my all-time favorite artists, John Cassaday.  Cassaday is the artistic force behind the incredible Astonishing X-Men series where he collaborated with Avengers Director, Joss Whedon, to create my favorite X-men run of all time.  Now he's drawing the Avengers and I couldn't be much more excited.  This issue wasn't perfect, but it's pretty darn good and promises good things to come.  This could end up being a VERY good series.

Wolverine & the X-Men #18
The strongest X-book continues to shine even though it has to play along with the "meh" AvX storyline.

The first page shows Wolverine off battling the Phoenix with his senior X-men, while back at the school, Kitty does her best to keep things running smoothly.  Some of the students and faculty are starting to act weird (even for mutants!) and spacing out during odd times.  When Kitty tries to talk to one of her affected teachers, Husk, about it, she gets mad, quits, and storms out.  Back in class, we see telepathic student, Idie, also spacing out and acting out of character.  Her fellow classmate, Broo (the brainy alien mutant), is infatuated with Idie and is worrying about her.  Later that evening, Broo catches Idie sneaking off school grounds, saying she has to go to church, where she's gone every day for weeks.  Meanwhile, Kitty tries to lighten the mood by planing their first student dance.  Before leaving the school, Idie promises Broo that she'll go to the dance with him.  He shows up dressed in a suit talking about how he's spent hours on google learning about earth dances when he sees Edie dancing with jerky student, Quentin Quire.  Roses fall to the floor as his little, alien heart breaks.  The scene keeps cutting back to the battle with the Phoenix where Professor X asks Wolverine to promise him to keep the school going no matter what, just before he is killed.  Back in Westchester, Broo takes off towards the mysterious church that has caused the change in his friend.  At the Church of Everlasting Damnation, he finds a very creepy preacher who talks about his and Idie's sinfulness and punishment and judgement...until Broo leaps at him and rips his head off!  He stares down at the decapitated robot on the floor as a voice from behind says, "You'd like to tell yourself that you knew he was a robot before you attacked him, but I believe we both know that's not true."  Kade Kilgore, the pre-pubescent Black King of the Hellfire Club stands in the doorway.  The church and the robot preacher are all part of his plan to destroy the X-men, though we don't know what the plan is yet.  Next we see one of Broo's classmates, Glob Herman, helping the other members of the Hellfire Club, showing them what I can only assume are tunnels leading underneath the school.  Back at the church, Broo realizes that the church is part of Kade's plans and that he's been manipulating Idie for some dark purpose.  Broo leaps to attack but Kade is too quick and puts a bullet through his head.  Back at the school, Cerebro is reporting that the Phoenix has been defeated and new mutants are appearing across the globe.  We see Wolverine, Iceman, beast, Angel, and Rachel Grey mourning the loss of their mentor.  We see Idie kissing Quentin Quire.  And no one notices on Cerebro where the blip in town that  dark as Broo dies.  Our last page is a shows the little hero, laying in a pool of blood with his glasses broken.

I'm really sad.  I'm so sad.  Broo was really nice and smart and nerdy and I just though he was a great new character.  I did NOT see this coming. I can only hope for a comic book-style resurrection or maybe his alien DNA will somehow allow him to survive.  This is really tragic.  I love this book.  Whether is funny, action-packed, or heart-rending, it's always of the highest quality.  Jason Aaron is doing a phenomenal job writing this book.  I never dreamed a Wolverine-led team could have so much character and heart.

- PICK OF THE WEEK!  "You're my BOY, BROO!"

Conan the Barbarian: Border Fury #3
The story of Conan tracking down a man who is killing in his name continues.

Conan and his lover, the pirate Queen Belit, have been separated.  Belit was slowing him down, so in the last issue she told Conan to run ahead and catch the murderer.  Without him, she wanders around helpless, blinded by the sun reflecting of the snow.  Even still, she manages to kill a pack of wolves who think her easy prey.  In the meantime, Conan catches up to HIS prey, but is held back by archers protecting his quarry.  By this time, Belit does catch up and simply yells at the men, asking who is impersonating her lover.  The man yells back, "Maeldun".  Conan then remembers his childhood best friend and rival, who he always seemed to best, from fighting to girls.  His friend grew to hate Conan and after he had left his homeland began laying siege to the people of the north, destroying his name while he did it. We see their rivalry grow in a series of flashback scenes.  Conan draws him out by insulting him.  The enraged Maeldun attacks and the battle doesn't last long before Conan is forced to gut his friend.  With regret over how he treated his friend as children and even more that he was forced to end his life, Conan returns back home to his mother.  With his name now cleared, and his land once again safe (as safe as Cimmeria ever gets, at least), Belit and Conan head back south where they now both belong.

This was a very average Conan story.  The art in the first issue was very unique for Conan and intriguing, but the last two issues have had a different artist and I just can't get into it.  It a very "indie" artistic approach and Conan looks more like a woman than a fierce warrior.  If they switch artists on the next issue, I'll try the next storyline, but I won't buy anymore Conan stories drawn by Vasilis Lolos.

- This version of Conan needs a sammich or something!

The Walking Dead: Michonne Special
While I love the tv show, The Walking Dead, I got interested in it late into the comic book's run and didn't feel like jumping on mid-story.  This week, Image released this one-shot reprint detailing the origin and first-appearance of fan-fav character, Michonne.  TV SHOW SPOILER...Michonne shows up in the end of the season 2 finale, and is primed to be a major player in Season 3.  I'm keeping up with the show, so I though I should learn about her while I had the chance.

The book starts off with a lawyer, Michonne, running from zombies.  She finds her boyfriend and his best friend at their home, but her boyfriend has been bitten.  Early on they didn't know the bites caused the turn.  While she's out scavaging, her boyfriend dies, turns, and kills his friend.  By the time she gets back home, they're both zombies and she's forced to lock them away.  Once she runs out of food, she tries a desperate gamble.  She hacks off their arms and lower jaws, puts collars on them and walks out among the zombie hoard.  As she hoped, they don't attack her because they smell her "pets" and don't notice her.  In her wanderings she comes across a man about to be over taken by zombies and saves him.  This man turns out to be Otis, a member of Sheriff Rick Grimes' group.  At this point they are sheltering in a prison, and she joins the group at this point.

This was a good issue and I wish I had been reading this series all along.  I may try to catch up with graphic novels.  From what I've read so far though, I think I prefer the show to the comics.  I haven't read enough comics to know for sure though.

New Comix! - Week of 10/3/12

Well, this year's big Marvel crossover event, Avengers Vs X-men, came to a yawning conclusion this week.  Might as well review it now.

AvX (Avengers vs X-men) #12

This 12-issue mega-crossover of the Summer is finally over!  Thank goodness!

In issue #11, Cyclops took sole possession of the Phoenix Force, promptly killed his father-figure, Professor X, and became the evil Dark Phoenix.  In this issue we see the Avengers deciding that the only way to beat the Phoenix was by the combined powers of Scarlet Witch and Hope (the "Mutant Messiah") and the kung-fu training of the Iron Fist.  Fast-forward to the big fight and Cyclops is wading through Avengers and X-men alike, booting Hulk to Nicaragua (or someplace else far away...who cares, right?), punching Thor to Russia, sneezing Beast to Wyoming....you get the point.  Then Scarlet Witch and Hope are there and lay into him.  The Witch is using her mutant "hex" powers and Hope is using her mutant power to mimic the hex powers while focusing them with her week-long study of kung-fu to devastating effect.  It turns out that the Phoenix's biggest weakness is a combination of the lamest powers on Earth.  They beat him and the Phoenix Force enters Hope.  Instead of going crazy, she uses the power to circle the globe and put out all those darn fires that Cyclops made as he attempted the world's largest barbecue.  Coming back to the scene of the battle, she joins hands with the Scarlet Witch and together they fullfill their weird destiny and together say, "No More Phoenix", thus destroying the Phoenix Force and dissipating it's energies.  The issue ends with Cyclops in a ruby jail sale where Captain America is trying in vain to give him the biggest guilt trip in history.  In the end he tells Cyclops that one thing he DID learn was that he and the Avengers should have done more to stem the prejudices  against mutants, and that he is reforming the Avengers lineup to include more of them.  With that news and the news of new mutants appearing across the globe after the Phoenix's demise, Cyclops is actually pretty happy with the outcome.  He saved mutantkind and the Avengers are working for Mutant rights.

Y'know, I'm being very snarky, but this wasn't a bad comic book or a bad story.  It just didn't wow me, like crossovers in the past have.  It was okay.  Was it worth the approximate $74 I spent on it over the past 12 weeks, not really.  Maybe next year I'll skip the big crossover for the first time since the first one (House of M?).  There were fun moments, but I have to be choosy with my purchases as comic prices increase.  Should've passed on this one.

- A finale worthy of a big, collective, "Meh".

Versus #6

Finally this series comes to an end also!

This tie-in series was no-story, all-action and that's all it was intended for.  In the final issue we see Hope and Scarlet Witch duking it out in the first-half, and a series of one-shot battles for the 2nd half.  Quick scorecard: Hope beats Scarlet Witch, Cap beats Cyclops in a verbal abuse contest, all the Marvel scientists beat on each other with physical violence and sciency phrases and no one wins because no one can understand what's going on, Havok beats Cap, Domino beats Red Hulk, Jarvis beats Toad, Hawkeye thinks dirty thought about Spider-Woman fighting different hot superhero ladies and we all win, Iceman beats Iron Fist, and I don't get the last one.  

This is a brainless comic book, but the second-half was super-fun!  I needed that after such a serious, joyless series finale.

- Funny stuff!  Pick of the Week!

Axe Cop: President of the World #3

Let the weirdness continue!

An evil space scientist has kidnapped a random human and injects him with the DNA of everything to create the evil "Everyman"!  Back on Earth, a giant gorilla made of green goo is ravaging the city.  Axe Cop uses his pencil gun to draw his friend, Goo Cop, back to life.  Goo Cop combines with their gorilla friend, Junior Cobbb to combat the giant monster.  Since Axe Cop redrew Goo Cop as gold goo instead of his previous green, Goo Cop wins the fight.    Suddenly, Everyman shows up and explodes into everything at once.  Literally. He becomes a giant monster created out of millions of things like wrestlers, dinosaurs, pigs, octopuses, nunchucks, ect.  Axe Cop's response is, "I think he's is AWESOME.  I want him on MY team."    Goo Cop quickly turns into a rocketship and they fly off to the lair of the evil space scientist.  As soon as they get there, he cuts off Axe Cop's head, much to the dismay of his friends.  Luckily, Axe Cop has a robotic spider in his neck that picks up his head and puts it back on his body.  Then, the robot in his moustache gives him a golden axe and he cuts the scientist in half.  Then, he has his scientist friend with a unicorn horn, Uni-Man, create a super good-guy potion that turns Everyman into a good guy as well as the giant supremely evil robots, Tu and Bu, from the last issue.  No Axe Cop's team consists of himself, Ralph Wrinkles the dog, Goo Cop, Junior Cobbb the gorilla with gun fists, Everyman, Tu, and Bu.  Next he turns his attention to the two evil aliens who started this whole mess and turned Goo Cop and his family into goo.  The aliens have built a robot Axe Cop look-a-like and are addressing the people of the Earth, commanding them to all stab themselves to death, since he is President of the World.  Just before everyone on Earth commits suicide, the robot Axe Cop is handed a note from the REAL Axe Cop.  The note explains that they are stupid and that he used his pencil gun to draw a duplicate Earth and had all the real people moved to that planet and then he replaced them all with robot duplicates full of explosives.  The aliens were now on a planet full of explosive robots who were about to stab themselves and blow up all at once.  The world stabbed itself and the Earth blew up, along with the stupid aliens.  One month later, Axe Cop has become bored with the new peaceful planet and being only President of the Earth.  He decides to also become the President of Karate and earns his black belt in three hours.  Then he went to a secret cave and learned the rest of Karate that no one else knows and becomes the first man on Earth to earn the coveted Tiger Belt.  "He was now the President of the World...and Karate."

While the bizarre storyline starts to lose some of it's sparkle by the 3rd issue, this is still a brilliant book and makes me smile everytime a new one comes out.  

- Good juvenile humor!

New Comix! - Week of 9/12/12

 

Avengers vs X-Men #11
Things are revving up to a thrilling conclusion in the AvX story.  In the past several issues the  Phoenix-powered X-men have become unstable do to their tremendous power and have turned on each other.  Now only two remain, Emma & Cyclops, and they split the power of the Phoenix between them.  In the last issue, the Phoenix's first-pick host, Hope, channeled some weird, mystical kung-fu power (yeah, I know...it's the weak point of the story) and actually hurt Cyclops, sending him to the moon where he took hours regaining his strength before heading back to Earth.  Now the Avengers are marshaling all their forces and have teamed up with the rest of the X-Men in an attempt to curb the ever-erratic Phoenix Two.

The issue starts off with scenes of the non-Phoenix-powered X-Men joining forces with the Avengers and admitting that this has all gone terribly wrong.  At the same time we see the only two inhabitants of the mutant island Utopia, Emma Frost & Cyclops, having a creepy discussion about how they'd like to burn the world and start it all from scratch.  Suddenly Cyclops feels something in his head and flies away.  He meets with Professor X on a beach somewhere and they go back and forth about the Phoenix.  Professor X tells Scott that he's disappointed in him and that he is going to stop him now.  At that point Scott realizes that the professor has been in his head and he has been blinded to the fact that he's been under attack throughout the entire conversation.  Dr. Strange has been holding him in place while the Avengers battle Emma Frost.  Massive action sequences follow with most of the Avengers attacking Scott directly now.  The Scarlet Witch hits him with her hex bolts, which have hurt the Phoenix multiple times throughout this story, but then Emma explodes covers her with fire. Then Hulk smashes Emma into the ground. Then Scott sets Magneto on fire. Then Scarlet Witch attacks Scott again. Then Thor attacks Scott but is swatted away. Then Hawkeye shoots Scott. Then Iceman freezes Scott.  Then Scott says, "I'm sorry, Emma." as he attacks his lover from behind.  She hits the ground and has just enough time to say, "I can't believe you." before he's all over her, holding her down and choking her and attacking her with his Phoenix powers...or something vague.  As she passes out (i guess?) there's an explosion of power and Cyclops has absorbed all of the Phoenix force.  <<SPOILER ALERT>> Professor X steps up to stop him and Cyclops seemingly makes the professor's heart explode in his chest and he collapses.  Wolverine orders Hulk to throw him, Fastball Special-style, but Wolverine is burnt to a crisp before he even gets close.  Scott then falls to his knees and is engulfed in flame.  The last scene is an awesome double-page spread of Cyclops pulsating with power as the Dark Phoenix (see below).  And the issue ends.

I apologize for that long recap, but I couldn't do this insane issue justice if I wasn't detailed.  This hasn't been my favorite crossover event, but there have been some thrilling moments.  This issue was one huge, crazy fight and I thought it was really fun.  I hate to see <<SPOILER ALERT>> Professor X get killed off, but honestly he hasn't been much of a factor in the X-men for several years now.  I'm sure they'll bring him back somehow sometime relatively soon, and when they do, I hope he once again takes charge of the X-men and brings them back together as a school and a team.  Cyclops has done a decent job leading them since the Prof stepped away, but I don't think he'll be doing much leading after the next issue.

Olivier Coipel was back on art duty this issue, which was a very good thing.  He's one of my favorites and in my opinion has done the best job of the rotating artists on this series.  A can't-miss issue for those following the story.  I try to reserve my 5-star ratings for really exceptional books, so this one only scores a 4.  That being said, 4 stars is pretty high praise from me.

- Pick of the Week!

Wolverine & the X-Men #16
For being an AvX-related issue, it has very little to do with the AvX story, or Wolverine's team.  This issue focuses on the villains from the first Wolverine & the X-Men storyline, the all-new, all-pre-teen Hellfire Club.

In this issue we learn all about the backstory of the new Black King of the Hellfire Club, Kade Kilgore.  We learn how the brilliant boy learned to kill at an early age.  How he manipulated his rich father's influence to get inducted into the Hellfire Club as a kid before killing his dear old dad.  We see how he has used the world's new fear of the Phoenix Five and mutants in general to explode his already massive fortune into limitless resources by selling state-of-the-art new sentinels.  By the end of the issue we see him and his 3 best friends, all Hellfire Club elite now, standing outside of Salem Center, NY, the town where Wolverine's school resides.  I don't know what Kade has in store for Wolverine's team, but it won't be good.

Despite being a character-building issue about a character I know and care little about, it was a fun read, well-written with great art by Chris Bachalo.  I have not read a bad issue of this title yet.  As long as Jason Aaron handles the writing, and the same artist team handles the art, this will be a book worth buying.

Oh...and the BEST part of the WHOLE BOOK comes at the very bottom of the last page where it reads, "NEXT ISSU: DOOP!"  YES!!!  I love Doop!  His occasional appearance in this book is what convinced me to start buying it in the first place!  He has been serving as an adjunct professor at the school, but has been little more than a funny background element.  This little weirdo faced off against Thor once!  It's about time he saw sees some action!  I'm hoping the Hellfire kids attack the school and Doop is all that stands between them and the students.  Unfortunately, we have to wait 30 days to find out...GO DOOP!

Conan the Barbarian: Border Fury #2
What a letdown.

This story continues Conan's quest to stop the rampaging of a man who is destroying Cimmerian villages in his name.  With his lover, Belit, a fearsome pirate captain from the South beside him, he tracks the villain across his frozen, mountainous homeland.  Belit is out of her element and realizes that she is slowing Conan down, so she convinces him to go without him and she will try to keep up on her own.  By the end of the issue, it seems that Conan has found the place where his impostor hides, but it's unclear if that is the case or not.

It's cool to finally see Conan's homeland, Cimmeria, that I have heard about for years, but the story is really nothing special.  The downfall with this issue is the art.  In the last issue, Becky Cloonan handled the pencilling and it was VERY unusual art for Conan, but it was very well done and a welcome change.  This issue is drawn by Vasilis Lolos, and it is NOT good.  I don't want to be too harsh here, but it doesn't fit this genre or this character.  If he handles the art in issue 3, I won't buy it.  Not a good choice, Dark Horse Comics.  Get Cloonan back, or find that Cary Nord fella.  He knows how to draw Conan!

He-Man and the Masters of the Universe #2
It's been a while since issue 1 came out, but the adventures of an amnesiac Prince Adam continues.

In the last issue we were shown a very different version of Eternia than the cartoon we all knew and loved.  Skeletor has won and taken over the land.  He made He-Man forget who he was and sentenced him to the life of a lowly woodsman in the forest outside of Castle Grayskull.  Apparently the rest of the Masters have forget themselves as well.  Feeling the pull to find out more about his vague past, Adam leaves his cabin and is attacked by Beast Man, who he barely defeats, to his surprise.  He never remembers fighting anyone before, but he has the reflexes of a seasoned warrior.  He continues his journey, not sure what he's looking for.

This issue sees Beastman being tortured by Skeletor for his failure.  In the meantime, Adam has made it to a desert and is in the process of crossing it when he is captured by a trio of nomads and taken to their desert lord, who turns out to be the villain Trapjaw.  Trapjaw sentences Adam to trial by combat the following day.  As Adam fights for his life (again surprising himself with the combat skills he didn't know he possessed) he evades attacks from mulitple nomadic warriors before Trapjaw himself joins the fight.  Without the Power of Grayskull, Adam is no match for him and is about to be cut down when the villain is bowled over by a stampede of desert dragons.  The stampede is the work of one of the nomadic women, who turns out to be Teela and has no idea who Adam is or why she felt like she should risk her life to save him.  They escape into the desert.  Afterwards Skeletor comes to the camp and questions how Adam escaped capture and death.

Okay, the obvious question is, why would Skeletor go through the trouble of making Adam forget who he is and make him live in the woods if he just wants him dead?  He should have killed him back when he won, but didn't for some reason.  He's angry at both of his henchman for not killing him.  I don't get that plot hole.  Other than that, this is a fun, unique take on the He-man mythos and I'm enjoying it.  I feel like they're not taking full advantage of this fun storyline, but as a big He-man fan, i'll take what i can get.

- This wasn't an amazing book, but it was fun and about He-man, so it gets special bonus points.

New Comix! - Week of 8/29/12

This was a good week of comics and a surprising one, in that Wolverine and Axe Cop lose my Pick of the Week to...a kiss!  

Justice League #12

When DC Comics relaunched all of their titles last year, Justice League was one of the new series that I tried out.  It was fun in that I was able to see the characters teaming up for the first time, but the new quickly wore off and I ended up not caring enough about the team or the story to make it past the first 6-issue storyline.  What brought me back this month was this cover.  With the DCU being relaunched, it freed up the creative team to trade out Lois Lane for the lady who many fans felt was a better match for Kal-el, Wonder Woman.  Here's what happened...

The story starts off with the League fighting an emotional battle, with each member having to confront ghosts of loved ones they have lost or let down.  The possessed villain in charge of the demons could have captured or killed them all were it not for the timely intervention of WW's old boyfriend, Steve Trevor, who wakes up the League who quickly destroy the villain (who, BTW looks like he came from Snake Mountain or something).  That skirmish is a small part of the book and we soon see the team back at their base in Earth's orbit watching the media feed.  The people of Earth are doubting the League and wondering how much faith they should have in them.  This is largely do to that lame villains plans that I only caught the tail end of.  It's only important because Green Lantern resigns from the team, asking them to blame him for whatever their failure was, to try to regain the trust of the people.  He then flies off into space, where most of his work is anyway.  The really standout moment happens next.  Superman find WonderWoman alone with her thoughts sitting on the Lincoln Memorial in Washington D.C.  They have a talk about what it's like being stuck somewhere between humans and gods and as they share their loneliness, soon find themselves mugging down on a National Monument.  That's pretty much the end of the issue.

The overall book wasn't great, but the moment with Clark & Diana made it great.  I like Superman and WW being a couple.  It makes sense.  I also like that they made the moment feel natural to the characters in the story without it feeling like a comic-selling publicity stunt.  I don't think I'll keep buying this series, but I DID like this issue.  Nice work, DC.

Pick of the Week!

AvX Versus #5

Let's get this one over with.

In another set of bouts between the Avengers and the X-Men, Black Panther faces off with his wife, Storm, and Hawkeye takes on Archangel.  This book is not meant to be a great read, but simply a fun "who would win" exercise that fits in with the larger AvX story.  That being said, I barely cared enough to finish the book.  I don't know or care enough to be moved by the husband/wife fight that ends in divorce in the first half and the writer's complete lack of knowledge about the characters screwed up the second half.  Matt Fraction didn't know that Angel had lost his memory which is a HUGE plot point when his recently-ex-girlfriend Psylock is involved in the story.  In the end, Hawkeye wins by shooting Angel in the gut at point-blank range, and apparently no one wins when superheroes divorce.

Thank goodness Lenil Yu drew the Hawkeye section, or this one would be going straight to Goodwill.  

Wolverine & the X-Men #15

As AvX comes to it's climax, Wolverine and his team meet back at the mansion in Westchester to regroup before the final battle.

It's hard to write a detailed review of this book.  The entire issue is made up of small character moments between various team members.  Friendships are renewed.  New romantic relationships are started.  There's too much going on for me to write about each one.  In the end, Wolverine readies his strike team, consisting of the X-Men on the cover and they head off to end the Phoenix threat one way or another.

This issue could have been a real bore, but with Jason Aaron continuing his phenominal run on this title, it was pure fun.  Great, small moments that add up to a heartwarming calm before the storm.

Axe Cop: President of the World #2

In the last zany issue, a massive army of bad guys from space were launching an attack on the Earth and only Axe Cop, Goo Cop, and Junior Cobb the giant gorilla with gun fists stand in their way.  

This issue starts with a back story of two evil robot brothers who destroy their own planet, then set out to become the baddest bad guys ever.  The scene then shifts back to Seattle where Axe Cop is trying to save the Earth from a bad guy invasion.  Luckily most of the bad guys end up killing each other, leaving only the giant Chee-Rex, who gets punched to death by Junior Cobb.  Suddenly the evil robot brothers appear and blast Junior Cobb.  Then, they climb the Space Needle, break off the top part and throw it at Heaven in an attempt to kill God.  Axe Cop deflects the needle with his axe and it ricochets down to Hell where it stabs Satan through the back.  The robots try to convince the Earth that Axe Cop is evil, but no one believes them, so they go on a rampage, beating up a zoo, leveling all the cities, destroying Axe Cop's vehicles, and blowing up the good guy universe.  They leave Earth and conquer Mercury and some other made-up planets before coming back to earth and killing Satan by tricking him into eating a cake made of water.  With Satan dead, the robots take over Hell and command an army of zombies and demons in an attack to destroy Earth.  In the meantime, Axe Cop's buddy, Goo Cop, is killed by the evil aliens who turned him into Goo Cop, and Axe Cop vows to avenge him.  The issue ends with 2 evil plans forming.  The evil space scientist who orchestrated the original space bad guy invasion plans to create an "everyman" by combining the DNA of every creature in the universe who can best Axe Cop and will take over the Earth for him.  At the same time, the aliens who killed Goo Cop vow to disguise themselves at the President (I think they mean Axe Cop, who is President of the World) and will then order all earthlings to kill themselves.

It's hard to explain the glory of Axe Cop without writing all the crazy details.  This book is written by an 8-year-old and drawn by his 31 year old brother, so you can see where the crazy imagination comes from.  They've been creating Axe Cop together for 3 years now.  I know it makes no sense, but that's why I like it so much.  It's random, hilarious, and pure fun. I wanted to give this one Pick of the Week, but it's hard to beat a really good take on Superman.  Sorry Axe Cop, you're a close 2nd this week.

Weekly Comix! - Week of 8/15/12

I picked up four comics this week and they were ALL good!  What are the odds?!?

Daredevil #17
Yeah, I don't follow Daredevil, but when Mike Allred shows up to draw a Marvel comic, I've gotta buy it!

Apparently, in the last issue of DD, Matt Murdock's pal and business partner, Foggy Nelson, found a box in Matt's office full of Matt's father's remains.  He was so put out by this grim discovery that he tells Matt that he can't trust him anymore and is dissolving their law firm.  I don't know the story behind the box of bones and dust, so don't ask.  I'm just here for the art.

This issue is mostly a flashback of a time when lame-o villain Stilt Man attacked their offices and tried to kill Foggy.  Daredevil stops him using a cool aspect of Matt's sensory powers and saves Foggy's life.  It ends with DD vowing to find out who is trying to turn Foggy against him and keep his life on it's newly optimistic track.

This story was very average, but the artwork was classic Allred.  You might now his style from X-Statix or Madman.  His work for Image Comics is a little too weird for me to read on a regular basis, but I love it when he works for Marvel.  If he drew Daredevil weekly, it would be on my pull list, but this was just a random one-issue stint.  Thanks, Mike!

Avengers Vs X-Men (AvX) #10
The Phoenix Force has divided itself into 2 host bodies, Cyclops & Emma Frost.  Cyclops is facing down the Avengers while Emma subjugates the mutants on the island of Utopia to her will like an angry Goddess.

The Avengers try to slow down Phoenix Cyclops while preparing Hope for some attack they've been devising.  No one, not Iron Man, Thing, Thor, or Hawkeye can even slow him down.  Suddenly he's hit with a wave of green fire and it actually hurts him.  Hope and one of Iron Fist's kung-fu buddies are in the air riding a red dragon that spits green fire.  The caption boxes name the dragon "Shao Lao, the undying source of the power of K'un Lun, carrier of the Iron Fist energy, endlessly reborn, and who legend says once defeated the Phoenix."  It hurt Cyke once, but he shoots an optic blast back and knocks the dragon from the sky.  Now the caption boxes say, "This one is young...too young...not strong enough yet..."  Cyclops goes in for the kill, when Hope screams "STAY BACK!" at him and shoots green dragon fire from her mouth and runs away surprised to have absorbed the dragon's power.  Scarlet Witch steps forward and unleashes her hex bolts, which have slowed the Phoenix before, but Scott is too powerful now and he laughs at her.  Hope screams "STOP THIS!" and Cyclops falls powerless momentarily to the ground.  She follows that up by kung-fu punching him in the neck and yelling "GO AWAY!"  Scott wakes up on the moon and we're told it takes him an hour before he can stand up again.  He thinks to himself that he needs more power...Emma's power...then flies back to earth in a fiery rage to battle his lover.  The issue ends with Magneto sending his thoughts to Professor X, asking him to come back because Scott and Emma are out of control.

Things are heating up!  I'm enjoying this series.  Not as much as Civil War or Secret Invasion from a few years back, but fun nonetheless.

Saga #6
One of my favorite titles continues as new parents, Marko & Alana, arrive with their infant daughter and poltergeist babysitter at the Rocketship Forest.  They were hoping their ride off the planet would be there, but it's been clearcut to nothing.  They start to despair when their ghost friend reveals some hidden planetary secrets and one remaining rocket tree appears from hiding.  It's literally a tree that can shoot through space like a rocket.  The tree requires a sacrifice for travel and Marko breaks his family sword over his knee, hoping to keep his oath of non-violence after last issue's battle.  The tree accepts and they escape from the planet.

The scene switches to where Prince Robot IV has shot and killed the bounty hunter known as The Stalk, thinking her to be a threat.  She had been talking to her lover and fellow bounty hunter, The Will, on her phone when she was killed and the prince picks up her phone, thinking it to be her agent.  When The Will realizes what happens he says this:

I would not want to be in Robot's fancy pants!  The Will has been shown to have a good heart despite his bounty hunting profession, but he has also been spoken of as a very deadly assassin.  Anywho, Prince Robot confers with his commanders and gets an idea of where the couple might be heading.

Back on the Tree Rocket, our heroes are surprised when 2 horned warriors teleport into their ship.  They use magic to take out the ghost babysitter then engage in battle.  Before anyone gets gravely injured, Marko stops the attack by yelling at the newcomers.  They stop and take of their helmets as the comic's narrarrator (the baby who is now grown up) explains that the baby's grandparents have come to live with them.  They're Marko's parents drawn to their location by the broken family sword!

This series continues to entertain.  I love how off-the-wall it is!  In last issue's review I mentioned that i hoped that The Stalk's death would cause The Will to side with Marko & Alana.  That may or may not happen, but he's certainly going to be a problem for Prince Robot, who's mission it is to capture or kill the couple.

AGAIN...THIS IS A MATURE COMIC BOOK.  There is bad language and occasional boobage.  If you can't handle that, pass on this amazing comic book until you're older.

Wonder Woman #12
In this storyline's finale, Wonder Woman and Hermes are all that stands between Apollo and Zeus's throne.  Hera just wants to kill WW's friend, Zola, who is about to birth Zeus's love child, but Apollo and Artemis move to join Wonder Woman and Hermes in battle.  As they engage each other, Hera throws Zola off the edge of Olympus where she will fall for eternity. Diana (WW) breaks away from Artemis and dives off the cliff after her as Hermes throws a feather at her legs, giving her the ability to fly.  She saves Zola, but Apollo takes the opportunity to sit on the throne, becoming the new King of the Gods.  Apollo banishes Hera and sets his sights on killing Zola and her baby who may someday challenge him.  Diana sends Zola away with Hermes and takes off her famous bracelets.  Artemis says, "Really? You strip yourself of your best defense against a GOD?"  Diana responds with, "MY defense? My cuffs were YOURS."  as she glows with power that had been kept in check by arm bands.

The next page is nothing but Wonder Woman kicking Artemis's &%@!  She then make a bargain with Apollo.  He will not pursue Zola's baby if, in the event that the baby does grow to fullfill the prophecy of killing a god and taking the throne, that Diana will be the one to stop it.  It is implied that she agrees as she appears in Zola's hometown hospital to check on her and the baby.  Zola suddenly screams that Hermes took her baby while she was unconscious.  Wonder Woman vows to find the traitor.  We then see Hermes in the home of Demeter, who is keeping the baby for now.  He says some vague stuff about what's coming and we get a glimpse of a figure (looks like Orion from Apokolips) emerging from the snow somewhere and using a boom tube.

Looks like the next story arch will tie in the Greek Gods to the New Gods of Apokolips.  I'm up for this.  I like this mythology take on WW, but it will be cool to see her interact with other DC superhero characters after seeing this side of her.  I was on the fence with this series and was on the verge of canceling it from my pull list, but I think they've hooked me into staying on for a while yet.

New Comix! - Week of 8/1/12

This was Spider-Man's week to shine, for both Peter & Miles!

Avengers Vs X-men (AvX) #9

In the last issue, the Avengers teamed up on the attacking Namor, and with Scarlet Witch's help managed to depower him.  His portion of the Phoenix Force then split into 4 and was absorbed by the remaining Phoenix-Powered X-men.  The Avengers, in the meantime, fellback to their last hideout, the mysterious kung-fu (I know, I can't believe they're resorting to mystic kung-fu either) city, K'un Lun.

The X-men have been capturing Avengers and are holding them prisoner in a Phoenix-made volcano in Siberia that houses the denizens of Magik's Limbo realm.  It's basically a volcano full of what most people think hell looks like, including the demons monsters.  Cap orders a strike on the prison in an attempt to free their friends.  Unfortunately, the prison is currently guarded by half of the "Phoenix Four", siblings Colossus and Magik.  The entire strike force would have been defeated and captured as well, but Spider-Manused his webs to pull everyone (including most of the prisoners) out of the volcano's enterance and sealed it behind them.  He then attempted to slow down half of the Phoenix Force on his own to buy them time to escape.  Believe it or not, it worked!  Pete got beaten to mush, but he managed to used his sarcastic whit to turn the increasingly paranoid and power-hungery mutants against each other.  They battled, attempted to gain the other's portion of the Phoenix power and defeated each other.  Their power then left them and went to the only Phoenix hosts left, Cyclops & Emma Frost.  The issue ends with Cyclops appearing above the city demanding Hope come with him to fullfill her Phoenix destiny.

The story moves along and focus's on my favorite character, Spider-Man.  What's not to love?

Pick of the Week!

Ultimate Comics Spider-Man #13

In the last issue, Miles' uncle (the super villain) attacked him and in the ensuing fight, one of his gadgets misfired and exploded, burning the Prowler to a crisp and killing him.  Since then, (apparently) the Ultimate Marvel U has fallen apart and I didn't know about it because I'm only keeping up with this comic in that universe these days.  America has partially collapsed, with militias popping up around the country in revolt, Texas seceding from the union, and who knows what else. 

This issue opens up with Iron Man and Cap discussing the new Spidey with Cap saying he's too young.  Miles is informed by his father that his uncle has been murdered and that the news is saying that Spider-Man is the killer.  Miles spends a few days dealing with what happened and coping with the idea that the media thinks he's a killer.  Then while at school, he gets a text asking for him to meet up with someone.  He says "after school" and heads that way after his classes let out.  On the way he stumbles across Batroc the Leaper (a lame French villain) and foils his burglary attempt.  After evading the cops, Miles enters a warehouse and meets Aunt May and Gwen Stacy.  They discuss who he is and why he's doing it.  Just when Aunt May is about to give him something of Peter's, Cap steps out of the darkness and says, "Hold on, Ms. Parker.  I don't think he's going to be Spider-Man any longer."

This issue wasn't as exciting or enthralling as most, but I've enjoyed every issue of this series so far and this was no exception there.  Bendis knows how to write Spider-Man and Miles is just fun to read about.  Sarah Pichelli's art is missed, with her spending time on the awesome crossover SPIDER-MEN, but the fill in guy does a good job, except for Captain America's silly shoebox-shaped shoulder pads.

New Comics! - Week of 7/25/11

It's the RETURN OF AXE COP!  ... oh, and some other comics too.

Axe Cop: President of the World #1 (of 3)
Axe Cop is back!!!  What?  You don't know what I'm talking about?!?  C'mon, man!!!  Axe Cop!!!  He's the awesome product of a 5 year old boy and his talented 30-year-old artist brother!  The brothers have been cranking out the Axe Cop web comic for 3 years now and Dark Horse is releasing the 2nd full-color mini series.  This series is the craziest thing I've ever read.  It's the wildest stories a 5-year-old can come up with expertly drawn by a professional comic book artist!  Malachi (the writer) is now 8, but the stories are just as crazy as ever.  This is the only comic I know of that can out-weird Saga.

At the end of the last mini-series "Bad Guy Earth", Axe Cop killed off all the bad guys in the world by poisoning them and making them poop themselves to death.  The grateful citizens of Earth then made Axe Cop the President of the World!

This series starts off with Axe Cop ruling over a peaceful planet.  He creates a new town in Washington State, called Axeville where he rules from the "Gold House", which is a gold version of the white house.  Axe Cop prays to God asking if the bad guys will ever return.  God tells him there will be a million years of peace, but then the bad guys would attack from outer space.  To ensure this, God places a million-year forcefield around the Earth.  Not wanting Earth's defense to weaken over the next million years, Axe Cop sends all the superheroes into the future to fight the eventual bad guy invasion.  In the meantime, Axe Cop  does his thing, staying perpetually young thanks to his Chief of Staff's healing eye beams.  During this time Axe Cop meets a goo-powered hero with mind-controlling goo powers and dubs him Goo Cop.  He thens meets a talking Gorilla with gun fists, giant-growing powers, and a tail that shoots out jet fighters.  The Gorilla (named Junior Cobbb) comes from Gorilla Planet that is under attack by robot penguins.  Axe Cop, Goo Cop, and Junior Cobbb head to Gorilla Planet to save the gorillas.  They find that the penguins are impervious to harm, so they head to the Robot Penguin planet and disable their master computer, which kills all the penguins.  The gorillas want to recycle the penguins, but Axe Cop sees that their metal is tainted with evil and can't be recycled, only destroyed.  Junior Cobbb grows into a giant and shoots a volcano out of his tail (see below..this is great!), in which the penguins are destroyed.  They then head back to Earth.  Time passes and God's force field disintegrates as the heroes from a million years ago appear thanks to Axe Cop's time portal.  The army of good guys wait and wait and wait but no bad guys appear, so Axe Cop sends the heroes back to their own time and goes to bad disappointed.  He's awoken in the middle of the night by his Chief of Staff, Ralph Wrinkles the dog, and is informed that the bad guys are attacking Seattle and that there are roughly ONE BILLION of them!

Tell me that's not the best comic book plot you've ever heard!  Man, this book is pure fun!  I hope little Malachi makes enough off of this weird character to pay for college.  That would be awesome!

Check out more Axe Cop goodness HERE.

- PICK OF THE WEEK!!!

The Mighty Thor #17
Previously: All of Asgardia had been taken captive by a race of little alien dog nightmare monsters, putting everyone into a dream prison.  Thor escapes, waking up just in time to see The Enchantress and her newly created boyfriend, The Keep, heading for Asgardia's empty throne.

Thor and The Keep start pummeling each other, being that this is a Thor comic and all, and Enchantress drones on about how she created her own boyfriend since Thor wasn't good enough for her (she's been chasing him for eons).  Then Dr. Blake's head starts yelling at Thor and explains how after he "died" the last time, he and Thor were separated.  Thor didn't even notice, but Dr. Blake was left a shell of a person, having only been created by Odin to house Thor's spirit to humiliate him.  In response, Blake made a deal with the Enchantress that ended with him being a disembodied head and The Keep being made from his body.  Thor is bummed that his half host body person was so upset about being separated from him when the rest of Asgardia wakes up and The Keep and Enchantress are uncermoniously ejected from the land.  Thor goes and makes a deal with the nightmare alien dogs that gives them a representation in the assembly of the realms and he gives them Dr. Blake's head to put into a perpetually happy dream.  So weird.

The Keep is a pretty cool looking character and I was hoping for a more dramatic fight between him and Thor.  It wasn't bad, just kinda standard.  The art was pretty good.  The story was just above lame, but below interesting.  I really like Thor, so I'm holding out hope that the next story arch doesn't center around nightmare dogs or emo Oklahoma teenagers (that's a story thread that wasn't worth mentioning...see my previous reviews for some details if you care enough).

- This was a pretty standard Thor book.

Wolverine & the X-Men #14
In the midst of an ongoing war between the Phoenix-powered X-men and the Avengers, Colossus takes some time out to go court Kitty who is acting as head of the school during Wolverine's absence.  Colossus takes Kitty off to have a romantic lunch in a setting straight out of the old testament, with walls of water on both sides and eating their meal on the dry seabed.  Colossus tries to propose, but Kitty shuts him down and warns him that the power he holds is dangerous and changing him.  After a few attempts at love, Colossus gets mad and takes her back to the school.  He then decides to destroy it because Kitty chose it over him (in his mind).  The few remaining X-men on the grounds try to stop him, but don't even slow him down.  Kitty stand her ground and he freaks out on her, throwing her to the ground and telling her that he could kill her, bring her back to life, and maker her do whatever he wanted.  At that he pauses, realizing that he has become some kind of monster and flies away.  Just then Iceman, Rachel Grey, and Angel come back to the school, having left Cyclops's crazy X-team.  Kitty loses no time putting them back to work, as the school has been severely under-staffed.

This series continues to be a fun read and the quiet presence of Doop as an adjuct professor makes it all the better.  In this issue I thought we would FINALLY see some Doop action.  When Colossus attacked he showed up with a huge Cable-sized gun and shot it, but that was all.  We didn't even get to see what Colossus did to him, if anything.  C'mon!  This is the weird little guy who ate Thor's hammer, then spat it back at him duplicated 100 times!  This is the guy who created a wormhole to another dimension by popping a zit!  This is the guy who's brain exploded into pieces and had to live off the backup brain in his butt for a week!  All he can do is shoot a gun at Colossus?!?

Don't get me wrong, I love this book, but they're missing a lot of opportunities with Doop just floating around doing nothing.

- This continues to be the fun X-book to read!