New Comix! - Week of 8/29/12

This was a good week of comics and a surprising one, in that Wolverine and Axe Cop lose my Pick of the Week to...a kiss!  

Justice League #12

When DC Comics relaunched all of their titles last year, Justice League was one of the new series that I tried out.  It was fun in that I was able to see the characters teaming up for the first time, but the new quickly wore off and I ended up not caring enough about the team or the story to make it past the first 6-issue storyline.  What brought me back this month was this cover.  With the DCU being relaunched, it freed up the creative team to trade out Lois Lane for the lady who many fans felt was a better match for Kal-el, Wonder Woman.  Here's what happened...

The story starts off with the League fighting an emotional battle, with each member having to confront ghosts of loved ones they have lost or let down.  The possessed villain in charge of the demons could have captured or killed them all were it not for the timely intervention of WW's old boyfriend, Steve Trevor, who wakes up the League who quickly destroy the villain (who, BTW looks like he came from Snake Mountain or something).  That skirmish is a small part of the book and we soon see the team back at their base in Earth's orbit watching the media feed.  The people of Earth are doubting the League and wondering how much faith they should have in them.  This is largely do to that lame villains plans that I only caught the tail end of.  It's only important because Green Lantern resigns from the team, asking them to blame him for whatever their failure was, to try to regain the trust of the people.  He then flies off into space, where most of his work is anyway.  The really standout moment happens next.  Superman find WonderWoman alone with her thoughts sitting on the Lincoln Memorial in Washington D.C.  They have a talk about what it's like being stuck somewhere between humans and gods and as they share their loneliness, soon find themselves mugging down on a National Monument.  That's pretty much the end of the issue.

The overall book wasn't great, but the moment with Clark & Diana made it great.  I like Superman and WW being a couple.  It makes sense.  I also like that they made the moment feel natural to the characters in the story without it feeling like a comic-selling publicity stunt.  I don't think I'll keep buying this series, but I DID like this issue.  Nice work, DC.

Pick of the Week!

AvX Versus #5

Let's get this one over with.

In another set of bouts between the Avengers and the X-Men, Black Panther faces off with his wife, Storm, and Hawkeye takes on Archangel.  This book is not meant to be a great read, but simply a fun "who would win" exercise that fits in with the larger AvX story.  That being said, I barely cared enough to finish the book.  I don't know or care enough to be moved by the husband/wife fight that ends in divorce in the first half and the writer's complete lack of knowledge about the characters screwed up the second half.  Matt Fraction didn't know that Angel had lost his memory which is a HUGE plot point when his recently-ex-girlfriend Psylock is involved in the story.  In the end, Hawkeye wins by shooting Angel in the gut at point-blank range, and apparently no one wins when superheroes divorce.

Thank goodness Lenil Yu drew the Hawkeye section, or this one would be going straight to Goodwill.  

Wolverine & the X-Men #15

As AvX comes to it's climax, Wolverine and his team meet back at the mansion in Westchester to regroup before the final battle.

It's hard to write a detailed review of this book.  The entire issue is made up of small character moments between various team members.  Friendships are renewed.  New romantic relationships are started.  There's too much going on for me to write about each one.  In the end, Wolverine readies his strike team, consisting of the X-Men on the cover and they head off to end the Phoenix threat one way or another.

This issue could have been a real bore, but with Jason Aaron continuing his phenominal run on this title, it was pure fun.  Great, small moments that add up to a heartwarming calm before the storm.

Axe Cop: President of the World #2

In the last zany issue, a massive army of bad guys from space were launching an attack on the Earth and only Axe Cop, Goo Cop, and Junior Cobb the giant gorilla with gun fists stand in their way.  

This issue starts with a back story of two evil robot brothers who destroy their own planet, then set out to become the baddest bad guys ever.  The scene then shifts back to Seattle where Axe Cop is trying to save the Earth from a bad guy invasion.  Luckily most of the bad guys end up killing each other, leaving only the giant Chee-Rex, who gets punched to death by Junior Cobb.  Suddenly the evil robot brothers appear and blast Junior Cobb.  Then, they climb the Space Needle, break off the top part and throw it at Heaven in an attempt to kill God.  Axe Cop deflects the needle with his axe and it ricochets down to Hell where it stabs Satan through the back.  The robots try to convince the Earth that Axe Cop is evil, but no one believes them, so they go on a rampage, beating up a zoo, leveling all the cities, destroying Axe Cop's vehicles, and blowing up the good guy universe.  They leave Earth and conquer Mercury and some other made-up planets before coming back to earth and killing Satan by tricking him into eating a cake made of water.  With Satan dead, the robots take over Hell and command an army of zombies and demons in an attack to destroy Earth.  In the meantime, Axe Cop's buddy, Goo Cop, is killed by the evil aliens who turned him into Goo Cop, and Axe Cop vows to avenge him.  The issue ends with 2 evil plans forming.  The evil space scientist who orchestrated the original space bad guy invasion plans to create an "everyman" by combining the DNA of every creature in the universe who can best Axe Cop and will take over the Earth for him.  At the same time, the aliens who killed Goo Cop vow to disguise themselves at the President (I think they mean Axe Cop, who is President of the World) and will then order all earthlings to kill themselves.

It's hard to explain the glory of Axe Cop without writing all the crazy details.  This book is written by an 8-year-old and drawn by his 31 year old brother, so you can see where the crazy imagination comes from.  They've been creating Axe Cop together for 3 years now.  I know it makes no sense, but that's why I like it so much.  It's random, hilarious, and pure fun. I wanted to give this one Pick of the Week, but it's hard to beat a really good take on Superman.  Sorry Axe Cop, you're a close 2nd this week.

New Comix! - Week of 10/19/11

I read 4 important issues this week, but half of them were let-downs.



Fear Itself #7 of 7
As I've mentioned before, this Marvel crossover event just hasn't held the weight that previous stories have carried. It should be a big deal that Odin's big brother has come back to take what's his with the Earth being their boxing ring, but it somehow rings hollow to me.

In this issue: The Serpent and his forces converge on Asgard in Oklahoma (if you don't know about this by now it's your own darn fault) as Captain America attempts to hold them back long enough for help to arrive. Help does arrive in the form of Thor and Iron Man, the latter bringing with him Asgardian-made weapons to amp-up the Avengers. There are a bunch of cool fight scenes, the main one being between The Serpent, who becomes a dragon, and Thor. Thor was destined to fall in battle with his evil uncle and sure enough, that's what happens. Thor seems to slice and dice the Serpent for most of the fight and at the end they both fall and Thor crawls to his friends with his last strength only to collapse having sacrificed himself for mankind. WHAT?!? Thor's DEAD? Because of THIS story?!? Bah. That's just dumb.

My take: This story was just a bunch of cool fight scenes tacked on top of a meh-level story and they end it with Thor dying even though he never seemed to take any mortal wounds in the fight. Why is he dead? It's all so vague! I wanted to like this series. I LOVED the art. I liked some of the imagery and there were some cool moments. Overall feeling about it...LAME. There's no way Thor's really dead because of this joke of a story. I don't believe it.

- Great art. Meh story.





Justice League #2
Here's another disappointment. In the "New 52" relaunch the Justice League is DC's flagship title, starring all of their biggest characters. The 2 biggest names in DC (Geoff Johns & Jim Lee) and working together so what could go wrong? How about taking all of your most iconic characters and taking away all the aspects of their personality that made them likable? That might do it.

In this issue: In the first story Green Lantern and Batman teamed up for the first time and went looking for Superman. They found him and, of course, they all started trying to punch each other. Here that fight continues until the obvious misunderstandings are finally explained. The Flash is brought in to this story via Green Lantern calling for backup. They all bicker at each other and each character gets to be a bit of a d-bag in their own way. In the end the artifact that Batman and GL took from their attacker in issue 1 starts beeping and a bunch of Parademons from Apokolips jump out. The same thing happens at S.T.A.R. labs and the hero who will be Cyborg gets half his body burned up by the event. At the end it is promised that Wonder Woman will be joining the book in issue 3.

My take: I pretty much said it all in the intro. This story and it's characters have no heart. The art looks great. Some of the subtle changes to the characters are very nicely done, such as Superman clearly not having an alter ego yet. I just feel like they traded in decades of wonder character building for a bunch of shallow, crabby losers. I'll keep reading for a while to see how the team comes together and to see if they can get their heads out of their...well, you know.

- Great art. Meh story.





Superior #6 of...6?
This issue was supposed to be the last of the story. Every promotion I've seen for this comic has said it was a 6-issue mini series. Now that we get the 6th issue, it ends without a conclusion and the last page shows the cover of the next issue, which looks to be the final fight we all thought we were getting in this issue. Weird.

Quick synopsis: Superior is the story of a middle-school aged boy named Simon with Multiple Sclerosis. One night a space monkey comes to visit him and tells him he will give Simon unlimited power for 7 days. Suddenly, Simon has become Superior, a Superman-type character straight out of Simon's comic books. Simon takes a few days learning his new powers then flies into action right all of the world's wrongs in the span of a week. For a detailed retelling of these events, see my reviews for issues 4 and 5. In the last issue the monkey comes back and tells Simon that his 7 days are up, and he becomes a crippled boy once more. The monkey goes on to tell Simon that unless he ever wants to feel the power of Superior again he must sign over his soul! Yup, the monkey is a demon from Hell! It was all an elaborate ploy to win over a little boy's soul!

In this issue: This whole issue revolves around Simon grappling with his decision. He's on the verge of making the deal, but the Lois Lane-type reporter that has been trying to get Superior's story talk him out of it. In a surprisingly touching turn, the seemingly selfish reporter tells Simon how she used to have Leukemia and had to live in a recovery center for a few years as a child. She takes Simon to that same center to meet with the kids currently living there and helps him to see that he really is blessed to have what health he does have and to have a family that loves him. In the end, she drops him off at his worried parents' house (a scene right out of BIG) and the family is reunited. Unfortunately the space monkey isn't giving up that easily. He comes to the school bully who Simon taught a lesson to once he had Superior's powers, and he offers to make the bully into Superior's arch nemesis, Abraxsis...a killer robot monster! As Simon sits at home watching tv with his parents, Abraxsis comes on the news as he knocks over a skyscraper with an oil tanker. He's calling Simon out and now our little hero has to rethink his options.

My take: This was not the battle royale that I had hoped for when I picked it up, but that battle is still coming and this was a really good setup issue. I appreciate the Millar took to the time to write this issue, giving appropriate weight to the scenario of a character pondering selling their soul. I also appreciate him stretching the book past the planned # of issues to tell the story right...assuming that is why it didn't end with issue 6.

Fun Fact: I just read that there is a Superior movie in the works. Sweet! I'd totally go see that!

5 Stars - Solid story-telling and fantastic artwork from Lenil Yu.





Wonder Woman #2
This revamped WW story finds Diana (Wonder Woman) in the midst of god drama. Zeus has been going around sewing his wild oats, and his wife, Hera, has been going around behind him cursing his offspring. Now Wonder Woman is stuck in the middle trying to protect the human woman.

In the last issue: Hera sent some vicious centaur warriors to kill Zues's latest pregnant conquest. The woman would have been destroyed, but Hermes (the god of speed) shows up and teleports her to Diana's apartment, just as he takes an arrow to the gut. Diana gets the scoop from the woman, then uses the teleportation key to appear back at the woman's farm and proceeds to kick some centaur tail Xena style. After chasing off the attackers, WW gathers the woman and Hermes, and goes for help.

This issue: Diana takes Hermes and the pregnant woman to her Amazon home of Paradise Island. The women there despise men, but Diana protects the injured god from them and gets him the aid he needs. Afterwards we get to see some of WW's home as she watches, and eventually participates, in the Amazon gladiator-style training matches. As she discusses the pregnant woman's situation with her mother, Queen Hippolyta, Hera's daughter Strife appears on the island, causing confusion among the Amazon's and tricking them into attacking each other. Diana sees through the ploy and takes the fight directly to the goddess. The scene ends with Strife saying she just wanted to come talk to her sister...Diana. Whoa! Zeus is Wonder Woman's dad too! Dang, he gets around!

My take: This comic book is SO cool and SO not what we have come to expect from Wonder Woman. For years she has basically been a star-spangled, girl-version of Superman. This book takes her in a totally different direction. This is much more of a fantasy/mythic story than a superhero story. When Diana fights she if vicious and brutal. Like a patriotically-dressed Xena on crack. On top of the fun storytelling, the artwork is super cool and fits this character perfectly. I have never cared much for this character and only picked up this book for the cool artwork. I have a feeling Wonder Woman is going up a few notches in my book with this series.

I had a hard time deciding which was the better book of the week between this and Superior, but I'm going to give a slight edge to WW, just because the whole take on book is so fun.

- Book of the week!

New Comix - 8/31/11

Hey comic fans. Sorry for the lapse of posting last week. I got my comics on the same day we left town for a 5-day road trip. I have 3 comics for you today. Technically today is comic book day once again, but nothing came out today that I had to have, so I'll just review last week's here and we'll pick up again on current books next week.


The Mighty Thor #5
Look back in last month's comic reviews and read about The Might Thor #4. Pretty much the same stuff happened in issue 5. The story barely moved. At. All. There are a few really cool panels of Thor vs Silver Surfer on Mars, but that is short lived and, of course, ends in a draw. While they duke it out a gigantic Odin continues a mind battle against Galactus until Odin has had enough and headbutts the big guy, shattering his weird forked helmet! Both fall to earth helpless, Galactus' head a big amorphous mass of energy from the eyes up. Thor arrives in time to watch Odin fall back into his Odin Sleep (always so inconvenient!) while Galactus stands back up, helmet magically back together as he approaches Broxton, Ok. There are some amusing panels of the Broxton townfolk trying to throw out Volstagg and he acts like they're some dangerous invading army that only he can repel. He calls the town's preacher "small friend of Jesus". Kinda funny.

The art is consistently good, as always, but the story really stalled for me here. Not a bad read, but not a blockbuster by any means.





Justice League #1
This is a big one. For those who don't know, DC Comics has just relaunched their entire lineup of comics with #1 issues that wipe clean decades of continuity and baggage. This is not an alternative comics universe. This is mainstream DC. Batman and Superman aren't friends. Superman isn't married to Lois Lane. Aquaman has a mean corn allergy (this one hasn't been verified). This is very exciting to some, devastating to others. I've only recently gotten back into some DC comics, so I'm not too upset, but it IS a little weird. What about all the big stuff that just happened in the Green Lantern comics I've been reading?!? What about Blackest Night? War of the Green Lanterns? The dramatic death of Mogo? I guess those didn't mean for much. On the bright side, this is a fresh start and a chance for new life in old characters. DC is releasing 52 new #1 issued comic series. I plan on picking up about 5 of them. We'll see what happens.

Also it's important to note that, with the launch of this comic, DC is releasing their comics in digital format on the same day the printed copy comes out, for a cheaper price tag! This is HUGE! In my opinion, not in a good way, but it is what it is. More people are reading comics digitally and this is, unfortunately, the future of the industry. I don't like reading comics on a computer screen or ipad. I like holding the book in my hand and turning the pages. I like the experience of going to the store and leaving with my weekly dose of happiness. I like being able to go back and thumb through my longboxes. I fear that is a dying experience. I will keep buying printed comics for as long as they release them. It may be 5 years, it may be 10 years, who knows. This news is roughest, I'm sure, on the local comic stores. Why would anyone besides hardcore fans drive to their store and pay more money for a product that will sit around collecting dust after the first day when they can just download it to their phone for $1.99. I don't like this move, but I've seen it coming for a long time. I'm going old school on this one.

Okay, down to the comic itself. This book is written by DC's creative director Geoff Johns and drawn by comic legend and DC co-editor, Jim Lee. The story pics up with Batman chasing a weird cyborg across the rooftops of Gotham while the GCPD helicopters try to shoot him down. The cyborg gets the best of Batman when Green Lantern shows up and crushes the bad guy with a green firetruck. In the new universe, Batman and GL have never met until now. GL comes across pretty full of himself and douchy. Batman is not impressed and this makes for some really funny dialog. They get a clue from the cyborg, before he blows himself up, that he heralds the coming of Darkseid. The heroes don't know what this means, but Batman recognizes it's technology as alien, so they head up to Metropolis to question the only alien they know of. They find Superman, but he isn't too keen on being interrogated.

The suits have been updated. The story has been streamlined. This comic feels a little shallow, without all the years of previous stories to back it up, but it was a fun story with great art and was well-paced. I'm interested to see where they go with this flagship DC book. Count me in...for the time being.

- Book of the Week!




The Legend of Drizzt #1
I am a big fan of fantasy novels. I'm almost always in the middle of one at any given time. One of my favorite characters is Drizzt, the drow (dark elf) from D&D's Forgotten Realms. There are, I think, 18 books about him now and I own all of them. They are super fun and read just like a comic book, to me. Drizzt and his friends are like the X-Men of the fantasy world. There have been comic book adaptations of Drizzt's stories before, but this series is his first all-new story for comic book format!

This story picks up right after the latest novel, Gauntlegrym, that I JUST finished reading. If you haven't read that book, this series might be pretty confusing to you, especially if you have read Drizzt in the past, but just aren't current. BIG SPOILERS AHEAD FOR FANTASY NOVEL READERS!!! Long story short, many years (80?) have passed since the Spellplague took Regis and Cattie Brie away from Drizzt. Wulfgar went off to live with his people in Icewind Dale and apparently died there after many years. That leaves long-living Drizzt and King Bruenor to find a reason to go on without their friends. Bruenor is determined to find the ancient home of the dwarves, Gauntlegrym. Well, they find it after some villains blew half of it up by releasing a powerful volcano/fire elemental that also destroys the nearby town of Neverwinter. They team up with Jarlaxle and Athrogate and manage to save the day and put down the elemental, though it costs Bruenor and his bodyguard, Pwent, their lives. Drizzt then decides to move forward with his life alongside his new mysterious elf friend, whose name I can't remember. She's basically a crazy elf assassin. Not Drizzt's normal kinda pal.

This series picks up there. First you see Pwent rise from his grave, having been "killed" by a vampire. A dwarf vampire is a pretty cool idea. He takes off to get revenge on the vampire who turned him, but on the way finds a camp full of goblins and has his first blood feast. Drizzt and elf lady come across the bloody scene the next morning and Drizzt is quick to recognize the marks of a battlerager, even though the neck bites are also obvious. That's where the issue ends.

This isn't terribly exciting, but I love the world and characters of Drizzt so I'll keep reading. The art wasn't anything to brag about, but the idea of Pwent the vampire has a lot of possibilities.